just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
3 2 1 whiskey
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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