Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
