You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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