your thong is hanging out like whoa
I love black thongs
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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