Little spoons don't ask big questions
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
