so explain again why im purple
no
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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