If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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