im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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