Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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