the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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