my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
