No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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