their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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