yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You can make out without kissing
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