AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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