I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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