belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i drank out of a bidet.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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