will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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