i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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