I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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