Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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