he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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