i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Randomize
