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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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