I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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