it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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