did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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