I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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