I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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