He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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