NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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