god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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