he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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