that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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