omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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