i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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