dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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