Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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