I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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