I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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