He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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