Do you still have your period?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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