I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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