she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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