Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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