Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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