K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
