can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
His nipple licking is glorious
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