You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
vagina is talking i cant
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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