Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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