Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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