he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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