this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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