I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
