glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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